Hands 167 EBE

With Hands 167, we embark on a journey into his existence, though it is difficult to describe it as a birth since he did not experience one in the traditional sense. According to information gathered from various unconfirmed sources, he was actually created inside a device sometimes referred to as a baby maker. Remarkably, this creation process took place on the very ship where he currently resides. For many humans, it is challenging to fully comprehend concepts like non-biological creation or the procreation of extraterrestrial biological entities (E.B.E.). Essentially, Hands 167 was cultivated and later harvested from a gelatinous sub base, a growth medium that supports development. Many humans might liken this substance to gelatinous fertilizer, somewhat similar to the methods used in plant propagation for growing food crops.

So when Hands 167 was mature enough to be harvested from the growth medium, he was fully developed. But, according to rumor he came out of the medium with a fully grown very short arm with a hand attached to his chest. His third arm was fully functional and like his other hands had six fingers. His mother though that this is groovy because he could do a lot more physical tasks than his peers. She also thought that maybe they could start a circus and become wealthy and move up to the east side on their home planet. Hands 167 strongly disagreed with his mother and had it removed because he wanted to live among humans. His third hand made it hard for him to bath and get dressed. And of course it looked really weird when he would go to school and walk around in public. The other E.B.E.’s would point at him and say look at that “weirdo” and just roll on the floor laughing. We failed to mention another really good reason to drop his third hand was “because it messed up my uniform especially the Tri Delta patch near my left chest area.” Now we know the Hand part of his name. Let us continue to the 167 part of his name.

It is unknown fact to most beings that E.B.E’s have at least one hundred DNA strands. They are describe by those in the know as rope like strands of hemp fiber. So, the story continues with Mommy Hands. She was obiously fooling around a lot while she was working on Light Beam Ships hauling cargo around her Tri Delta star system. (By the way the distance from Terra Firma is One-Hundred-Billion Light Years.) So, all that we know so far, is she some how accumulated 67 more DNA strands or more like an additional rope to Hands 167 genome. Well, the really good thing about his misfortune is that: the boy is really smart and in earth terms his IQ would be over Ten-Thousand. Physically, he has the strength of One-Hundred and Fifty ELEPHANTS. He was over heard saying “I love to use my good fortune to help humanity with their information flows.” “With real technology like we have especially in the Ai area and with very advanced chip designs we can bring harmony to all of humankind.” “THE OTHERS, which we are sometimes known as, will share the keys to unlock true happiness for humanity and save them from insanity.” “To answer the question about life out there I can quote the DIVINE ONE “In the many star systems out there. There are as many civilizations who live in those star systems.” We are so very happy Hands 167 that you have join our Editorial team and hope you can teach US unknown knowledge from the “STARS”!

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